In comments published Tuesday, the 63-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist said he had snorted his father’s ashes mixed with cocaine. Gus Longear suspects that the cannibals of Deadbone Reef, the galigaba, may be responsible for the number of pirate ships that have turned up missing from Jardel’s Hook recently. Travel to Deadbone Reef and slay the galibaga and see what you can find. When you are ready to leave Deadbone Reef, find the rowboat to get back out to sea. “He was cremated and I couldn’t resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn’t have cared,” he said. “The strangest thing I’ve tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father,” Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME. “… It went down pretty well, and I’m still alive.”

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