He was arrested for shoplifting a bottle of Kikkoman soy sauce,
He worked as a merchant at several flea markets.
The situation with those dancing chicks,
O’er whom thy fingers walk with gentle gait,
Made deadly wood of bless’d and living licks.
A congenital foot condition caused him to waddle;
Team members joked it made him look like a duck.
For nothing in this wide universe I call,
Save thou, my rose, in it thou art my truth.
Troopers detected foul odor from the truck.
Twas the love of Dave from Reagan Youth.

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