“I figured you were an old guy who only used Old-fashioned artifacts that need attendance, such as a wood-burning stove. You just look old. Old and used. My uncle used to wear a Michael Jackson jacket. He was like sixty years old, and fat, and he didn’t even shave well! He was with the Times- though. Not that you can’t dress like the Flintstones every day of the year, but it may not be considered quite as fashionable the other 364. Im just saying that you look like an asshat. Whatever bro..You’re the you’re the published novelist and Professional Lawn Mower.”

“Don’t call me bro’… ever.”

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